Ok so I'm a runner right? So I'm running down the road and i found a fork. And anything i find that i think is cool, old, or wierd i will pick up. And i thought that a fork I on the side of the road was a little wierd so i picked it up and then just ran back home.
When i got to my mom i pointed it to her like a gun and said "freeze, I'm armed and dangerous." She was cooking at the time and turned away from the grill and gave me a look that said 'you are the weirdest thing alive'.
So i walked over and showed it to her cause she didnt exactly see it. So she said it wasnt ours and she decided to say "its a dingle hopper!" And i was like "yasss."
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Randomthings i had thought of on random and things that happen in my life. I'm an odd child i don't know how my friends deal with me but they do.
