An alien moves to Earth and doesn't understand English.
He was walking along one day and heard a " YES " from someone.
He goes to a restaurant and hears the words "Forks and Knives"
He goes to a candy shop and hears "HE STOLE MY LOLLIPOP
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Later that day a man was found dead. The Police investigated him.
Did you kill this man (why would anyone own up to that) :
Alien: YES!!!
What did you kill him with (again who would answer that truthfully):
Alien: " Forks and knives "
Why did you kill him (bruh enough now -.-):
Alien: "HE STOLE MEH LOLLIPOP"
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Hella Corny Jokes
HumorHaving a bad day? Read this book! It'll have you laughing so hard that you shit your pants... Because there so corny :)
