I dare Football Zombie to go out with me. I also dare Peashooter to ask out Chomper.
FZ: Eh... I honestly do prefer people over zombies. Why not.
Peashooter: Are you CRAZY?? For one, Chomper's a dude! I'm not gay! Second of all, a kiss from him would be the equivalent of him BITING MY HEAD OFF!!
Snowpea: I'll tell Sunflower your crush...
Peashooter: O.O CHOMPER IT IS!
- Later -
Chomper: ...is this a dare?
Peashooter: Yeah... So you don't-
Chomper: YEAH!!!!!
Peashooter: Wha???
Chomper: Oh, SURE! Just because I'm ferocious means I'm a boy!
Peashooter: Waaaait... You're a girl?
Chomper: Uh, yeah!
Peashooter: O.O Well that's new.
<==={[
YOU ARE READING
Ask PvZ!
RandomYes, I know I already have an ask book, but why not have another? Crazy Dave wanted me to make one, so... Why not? I'm a huge PvZ fan!!! Also, when I do not get questions/dares, I will make randomness chapters. <==={[
