Chapter 1

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A city of rough streets, deprived and rundown areas (with the proud title of "Murder Capital of Europe"), growing up in a place like Glasgow is not easy. The word "love" is not passed around so elegantly or even meaningfully around here, the definition of love being a "nip", a "gobble" and a "pumping/riding/shagging" before being chucked out like unwanted baggage. Therefore it was not an easy job searching for "the one" in Glasgow city. However love does indeed exist in these lonely godforsaken streets, it is just very hard to identify. What are the options for the quest for love exactly?

First and most obvious: you see a girl, you ask her out.
Secondly: you get set up by friends. Thirdly: you and your mates head to the dancing to pick up some 'fit birds' at the bar or on the dance floor.
Fourthly and most common: adding a girl on Facebook due to mutual friends, popping up on chat, talking nonstop for days and meeting up eventually. All of which have the unfortunate and high risk of ending badly. So what are we to do really?

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