Wanted

Vas Happenin'!(?) [3]

I wake up at 10:38 in the morning. I am still tired with only four hours of sleep, but I have some business to take care of. I am roaming the halls until some ignorant blonde child with dark roots kept yelling out "LIAM!" I ignore it because that isn't my name. Then his pale hand landed on my shoulder; It is Mason's twin... Niall, I think. Fuck, he found me.

"Where you going lad?" He asks me with his Irish accent.

"Eh... nowhere."

"Well come on over, Harry is making breakfast." Harry? Who's Harry? Oh yeah! Lance's Twin.

"Um okay." Niall and I start walking to their apartment, which apparently is three doors down from mine. What if they saw me doing what I did earlier this morning? On our way there, Niall kept talking about last night and what he ate at Nando's. After that he starts another story how he went to Dave & Busters, and how he got lucky on the "Spin The Wheel" game where he got 500 tickets. Then, he keeps ranting on about how his older brother Greg, who stole his Domo teddy bear from him. He just keeps talking and talking and talking; he just doesn't stop! Finally, we get there at the front door. We walk in, and suddenly three pairs of eyes are staring at me. I don't know how I'm going to do this.

"Good morning!" The guy who looks like Lou yells. I think his name is Louis or Lewis. I don't fucking know. Louis sounds right though. I try to put on my best smile and play it as the real Liam.

"Good morning." I say, but a bit more calm. I walk to the couch and sit down. Louis pats my head and starts circling his finger around my face. I look at him, trying not to lose my temper. I don't like people touching me like this. He is just waiting for me to fling him across the room, isn't he?

"Oh little Liam with your calm self." Louis says in a baby voice.

To be honest, I didn't know what to say so I just reply with an, "Okay." I turned my head to watch whatever the fuck they were watching on their television. From their conversation, my inference is that they are watching last night's football game, that they missed while they were at the studio. They weren't watching football, like american football. They were watching... soccer. The most useless sport in Dimension B. Now if we were talking about Rugby; that's a game you can't miss.

"Hey Liam, what do you want for breakfast?" Harry asks while holding the the kitchen door open. I didn't really know what I wanted. It was kind of eccentric that I was being served by my prey.

"I want... a sandwich."

"Okie dokie," he says as he spins on his heels, turning back into the kitchen.

"Hey, I told you David Beckham was the best!" Louis yells. I roll my eyes because of his annoyance; then I realized that Malik's twin was staring at me. Zayn... I believe.

"What's wrong?" He asks me with a concern voice.

"Nothing, I just have a headache. That's all. Why?"

"Oh, you just look frustrated and tired."

"I'm fine, thanks for asking." I encourage him not to worry while trying to make my fake reassuring smile seem real. I turn back to the garbage that was on their television.

"Finished!" Harry yells from the kitchen. Niall bolts to the kitchen. I for one, get up and walk to the kitchen how a civilize person would. When I get there, Niall is already eating. Of course, that fatass.

"Mate, you look like an over-sized hamster!" Zayn comments. He starts to laugh with Zayn and now food is flying out of his mouth. A piece of chewed scrambled egg lands in my eye; that sick bastard. I smile so they'll suspect that I find their moronic humor funny. I sit down and I start to eat sandwich that Harry made me.

It is about 12 something and I start to get a headache because of the gangs excessive laughing and fooling around.

"Hey do you have aspirin?" I ask Zayn who was sitting right next to me.

"Yeah, there's some in the cabinet next to the fridge in the kitchen." He replies.

"Thanks." I say while getting up to go to the kitchen.

Third Person's POV

"Fuck, it's already twelve, I should have never stayed up that late." Liam mumbles to himself. He wonders, what was he doing last night? While Payne is digging in the cabinet, Liam comes out of his room, in just his boxers.

"Grrr..." Liam growls with a grumpy moan as he walks into to living room. The boys attention is soon on him and they give Liam confused stares.

"Didn't you just walk into the kitchen to get aspirin? And fully dressed?" Zayn asks Liam.

"What the fuck are you talking about? I just woke up." Liam replied. "I'm going to go brush my teeth," he adds as he leaves the living room. The boys in the living room look at each other with confuzzled stares. While Liam is heading towards the bathroom, Payne is coming out of the kitchen.

"That's fucking awesome! How do you do that?(!)" Niall shouts with amazement.

"I just got up to get an aspirin from the kitchen." Everybody looks at Payne with query.

"What?" Payne is completely confused.

"Oh nothing," they all blurted out in unison. Liam comes back to the living room.

"Hey Li-" Harry stops right there. Harry knows something isn't right. They all know something isn't right. The gang looks to their left, and there is Liam. Again, they look to their right, and there is another Liam.

"DOUBLE TROUBLE!" Niall hollers while running around in a circle like a retarded lunatic.

Liam And Payne mirrored each other as if they were mimes. Liam was shocked with disbelief.

"So which one's the real Liam?" Zayn asked.

"I AM!" says both Liam and Payne.

"NO I AM!" They argue back and forth for awhile, until Payne got furious. Payne puts up a fist to punch Liam. However, Louis quickly reacts and punches Payne knowing that he wasn't the real Liam; Liam wouldn't put up a fist. "Thank god you're safe." Louis says to Liam with relief.

Two hours later, Payne rouses to the sound of multiple questions thrown his way.

"Who are you? Who do you work for?" Harry questions Payne.

"Well pretty boy..."

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(A/N): We finally uploaded Chapter 3! After months of laziness, and hacking we finally updated! I know it's kind of short, it's just that we have a lot ready for chapter 4 and 5!

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