the dawn if the beanyonce

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(people who don't like beans are bad people I love beans so much I am s bean u became a bean all of my meals are beans and I have to take bean breaks...
I found the Ray gun from honey I shrunk the kids, reverse calibrated it and I literally blow up my beans and eat them 24/7

on a dawn of the dinosaurs, there was a bean. this bean grew from a sad little grape vine all the other grapes were judgmental grapes. surely this bean did not belong in the squad. this bean eventually became depressed and started taking steroids and working out and drinking energy drinks. this bean became and angry little fella. out sprite like friend ate all of the grapes thus created wine from his urine. other beans came from his bean uterus as he birthed them. they drank his wine urine and ate his bean dip crap and all were merry in beanville. this bean who was previously depressed was content. this bean grew into beanonyce and he soon married j beanzy. all was well until there first bean child was blue. this was not normal...to be continued (gifted to you by abbey Ginny and mary Kate)

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