Lenny stared at the frog the way no one had ever looked at him before; Pepe's eyes weren't the only thing that were bulging, and Lenny knew that. His thirst for the green meme was only growing, and he needed to quench it. Not being able to control himself, he quickly pounced on his lover the way an egg white lands on the pan once you crack the egg: wet and sticky. Lenny had ejaculated just by looking at the frog. Pepe gasped, looking at the meme on top of him in shock, "Are you a sprinkler? I've never been with anyone who shoots so fast.." the male whispered, reaching down with his long, thin, green fingers to try and find his cock. A look of confusion quickly washed over him as his eyebrows furrowed together. "W-where is it?" Pepe couldn't find Lenny's dick, and he wasn't really sure he had one. Lenny teared up a bit, looking down at the floor. "I..I don't have one. I consist of parenthesis and other text symbols, but my creator wasn't kind enough to give me a dick.."He said, tears coming out of his eyes, the only real thing about him. "I'm sorry-I can't please you." He sniffs, words becoming shaky as he is overwhelmed with emotions. Pepe shook his head, reaching out and caressing the text he had come to love and crave. "You can.." He said softly, and pointed to his nose. The nose that had the beautiful curves of a well-rounded ass. Lenny gasped, looking at where his fingers were pointing. "You don't mean.." His eyes widened at the thought, he loved this meme more than he loved anything else. Pepe nodded, running a finger along the curve. "With your consent, of course..." He looked at Lenny with hungry eyes, his tongue licking his lips in anticipation. The text meme nodded, "Dank God gave us two places to breathe out of for a reason.." Lenny smirked, and pulled down Pepe's skin that contained his magnum dong. He stared at it in shock. "Oh my god...it's like asparagus.. long, green, and barbed." This only turned the meme on even more. Pepe smirked, "Oh baby, any mucus you had in that warm, moist, stuffy nose will be long gone after I'm done with you." He cooed, positioning himself at his loving boyfriend's entrance. They looked gazed into eachothers eyes lovingly, before Pepe drew back, and slow slid his cock into Lenny's nostril. It took Lenny by surprise, but holy shit didn't it feel amazing. Moans escaped his mouth, filling the room with sex noises. If they were on the backroom casting couch, they would've both been instantly hired. The frog increased his speed, croaking in pleasure. A tear escaped Lenny's eye. Everything was perfect, he had finally found a way to please not only himself, but his boyfriend. The barbs didn't hurt one bit, or if they did, the pain was replaced by pleasure. After about 30 seconds of intense love making, Pepe couldn't handle it anymore. He was getting ready to cum. "I may come in many rare forms, but the only rare thing i'm coming in tonight, is your sweet, smelly ass." He yelled out, before ejaculating inside the meme. Lenny's eyes fluttered shut as he felt the sweet bliss of the fluid inside of him. "Pepe.." he whispered, heaving heavily from the steamy action that just went on. "Now it's my turn.." He said, gently sliding the frog's cock out of his nose. Lenny walked out of the room and went into the kitchen, shortly returning with a breadstick in his hand. "Bend over." He instructed, smirking. Pepe chuckled, turning over, face down/ass up on the couch. Lenny walked over to him and spanked his green jello cheeks. Suddenly, he felt a sneeze coming. "ACHOOOO." He sneezed out all of the frog's semen on the breadstick. Pepe laughed, "Well, we don't need lube anymore." He winked. Lenny chuckled, reaching up and sliding two fingers inside of his asshole, spreading his ass cheeks for easier access. "Guess not..." was all he said, before ramming the garliced burttery deliciousness into the frog's asshole. Pepe's eyes widened, a loud moan escaping his vagina looking lips. "Oh my god" "Jesus" "Lenny" and "Fuck" seemed to be the only words he was able to say. Lenny continued to fuck the frog with the breadstick, each croak of pleasure making him want to go harder and harder. "I want you to fuck me so hard, that breadstick turns back to dough." Pepe cried, his body twitching due to the high amount of pleasure he felt. "Your wish is my command." Lenny said, and picked up his pace, his force becoming increasingly brutal by the second. The heat that was emitting off of the two memes was enough to start melting the breadstick in Lenny's hand. Never in either of their lives had they ever experienced something more beautiful than what was going on right now. "Yeah, you like that? You fucking retard!?" Lenny yelled. Pepe croaked in response. "I see you've been on Reddit recently.." He chuckled, arching his back in pleasure. He smirked, watching in amazement as the breadstick was almost fully melted. He shoved the rest inside of Pepe's ass, and left it there. "Not dough, but close enough." He whispered, collapsing on the couch, drips of sweat rolling down his body. They were both exhausted. The frog sat up, careful not to move too much so the liquid wouldn't seep out. He reached towards his right and grabbed the wine bottle and glasses that had been placed there before his boyfriend even showed up. He poured the wine, and gave Lenny one of the glasses. "Cheers." He smirked, offering a toast. Lenny clanked the glass against his and watched as Pepe took a sip, before turning to look at his boyfriend. "I love you." He whispered, reaching out and grabbing his hand. Lenny smiled, intertwining their fingers. "I love you too." He said, then took a drink of his wine. The pair sat there in silence, holding hands and drinking the wine. After a couple of minutes, Lenny spoke up. "I know something that'll keep the breadstick from seeping out.." he said, looking at Pepe. "And what is that?" the frog asked, finishing off his wine. Lenny smirked, eyeing the glass. "Roll over." He said. Pepe did as he said, he trusted Lenny and would do anything he asked him to. Lenny grabbed the glass, and very carefully put the rim in his ass, sliding it about an inch in. Pepe gasped at the sudden coldness that he felt inside of him, but it felt good. "There.." Lenny whispered, biting his lip. "If it seeps out, it'll rest in the glass, and never be fully gone" Pepe smiled, rolling over to rest on his back. He was being careful not to break the glass. "Oh, babe. What would I do without you?" Lenny smirked and climbed on top of him. "You would be a dank meme." He whispered and leaned down to kiss his boyfriend. Pepe smiled, cupping his face, "Good thing I'm your dank meme." He smiled, before connecting his lips with Lenny's. It was the perfect end to a perfect night.
