Give Me All Your Luvin' (Ft. M.I.A. and Nicki Minaj)
This song is so fucking idiotic I can't stand it. It's just... awful. When I first heard it at the Superbowl one year (it was 2012 or 2011, I can't remember) I wanted to jump off a cliff or something. My first reaction: "What the hell has our race come to?"
The song starts off with an annoying chant. It goes something like this: "L-U-V Madonna! Y-O-U you wanna!"
Uh, no, I don't wanna. And if you're literally telling people to love you, then I think that your career has passed, sweetie.
During that part, M.I.A. and Nicki Minaj have pom poms, and are sitting on two masked girls with black wigs and cheerleader's outfits shoulders, while chanting the line above. Sorry, but anything with Nicki Minaj in it is crap, so the moment I saw her I cringed. And I was like, "Who the hell is this other girl?" Well, it's M.I.A., the one who sings that crappy, annoying, repetitive song called "Paper Planes" or something like that.
Madonna continues by saying that she sees you coming down the street but doesn't want to know your name (?) she asks if you'd like to try, give her a reason why, and give her all you got (??) and that she's a different kind of girl. (??????????????????????)
No duh you're a different kind of girl, because you're 54 years old and still attempting to stay with the mainstream crap that has gotten a lot of attention these days.
She wants us to give her all her love. They gave you all the love you needed, dear, back in a time called the 80s. Oh, sorry, luv. Because we obviously can't spell shit these days, can we?
The annoying tune continues on, until the part we are all dreading: Nicki Minaj starts "rapping."
Oh, God. Don't even get me started. She's talking really fast, explaining how you can be her "boy toy", whatever the heck that's supposed to mean, and how "in the nick of time I can say a sicker rhyme". How do those things go together? She's just trying to rhyme for the heck of rhyming. Then she's talking about change, and then she's talking about how she's Roman, a Barbarian, she's Conan. Where the hell did that come from?
Then she goes, "NOW MOVE!" Because she's going in, and obviously, wherever she's going must be very important, because she's a barbarian who wants change and can say a sicker rhyme in the nick of time if you're her boy toy. (?)
Madonna asks if we shall proceed. No, we shall not, because I'd rather the song be over now, thank you very much.
Then it's M.I.A.'s turn. "S-s-swag shh", she says, "no one gives you this. Supersonic bionic uranium so I break 'em off tricks, let's hope that it sticks. Imma say this once, yeah, I don't give a shit."
Wait, what?
So something has swag, and you're telling it to be quiet. No one gives you this. (I don't want to guess what 'this' is...) Some supersonic bionic uranium thing, you break them off tricks, let's hope that it sticks (please say that it is a sticky note) and you're going to say it once, you don't give a shit.
Still makes no sense!
Then Madonna finishes it with the same "don't play those games, I'm a different kind of girl" crap.
So, in short, this song is complete and utter poo. It makes no sense. Madonna, please, you had your time in the 80s...
