St.Berry happiness

Another on bites the dust

The funkification re-do:

 Jesse was stiff he was about to preform "Another one bites the dust" in front of the WMHS glee club, but more importantly the girl he loved. Rachel had never done wrong to him, minus the "Run Joey Run" fiasco. So why is he doing this to her? "EARTH TO JESSE! EARTH TO JESSE!?! ANYONE HOME?" It was the devil in the 'flesh...?'(no one could really tell she's that horrible.) "Giselle how are you" Jesse smirked with sarcasm in his voice. Giselle being  Giselle was pissed and rolled her eyes. "Let's go, show time." She smiled with a queen bitch look on her face. Then next thing he knew he was in the April Rhodes theatre with VA. He just stared at Rachel the whole time. When the music started playing he looked at her and didn't look away, he couldn't. "bum bum bum ooh lets...STOP!" Jesse stated to sing but in his mind he knew that he would never EVER be able to forgive himself. VA stopped and stared at him. Jesse jumped off the stage to land in front his soul-mate, Rachel Berry. He stared into he brown eyes and said with his whole heart " I quit VA." Eveyone gasped even Puck but deep down he couldn't care less. "Rachel I am SO sorry I know you'll probably never forgive me but you need know I'm sorry about everything that's just happened." He started to walk away when a petite hand held his arm back. He turned around and saw Rachel looking at him like a lost puppy with sad tearful eyes and a pouty mouth and she said " I...forgive you. As much as this hurts I can tell your sincere. And even if our relationship wasn't real, you need to know your not a soulless auto maton. Maybe Jesse St.James lead of VA is, but not Jesse." He smiled at her connection. "Our relationship was real everything I said like your beautiful, amazing and this part is especially true, that I love you." Rachel's eyes started to tear up "I love you too!" And she hugged him close while he hugged her back. Giselle couldn't take it anymore "STOP STOP STOP, GET YOUR ASS RIGHT BACK UP HERE AND FINISH THE STUPID ROUTINE QUEEN IS STUPID YOU ARE STUPID, LETS GO FROM THE TOP" Jesse stood in shock ain't nobody insults Queen. He took off his VA and threw it at her face. Giselle's right eye twitched "Oh so your gonna spend the rest of your life with UglyBerry?" Now she did it " You can insult me but once you insult Rachel, you've  crossed the line." He started to make his way up the stairs but felt Rachel's hand on his chest indicating him to stop and calm down. He stopped in his tracks and expected to leave the auditorium, but really Rachel started to make her way on up the stairs. And stopped right in front of Giselle " Ooo I'm so scared UglyBerry is going to figh-" Rachel punched her right across the face-HARD. Giselle fell back and landed on a couple VA members in shock and pain. Every one was amazed, laughing or both. When Giselle got back up to throw one at Rachel she slapped her across the face leaving a hand print on her face. Giselle was mad and about to retaliate when a cold substance was on her. Puck, Mike, Matt, Finn, Kurt, and Artie were on the sky walk above VA and had covered everyone in slushie. The ND started laughing and whooping. "THANKS FOR THE CHANCE TO FUNKIFY YOU" Artie yelled. VA was in shock and covered in cherry, grape, berry, and orange slushie they were simply a rainbow. They all left left with a fire in they're eyes, deep down they were in a funk. ND were celebrating but no one noticed that Jesse and Rachel were missing. Jesse and Rachel were in the choir room, talking about what they were. "So...did you mean what you said earlier, that you loved me?" Rachel had this question brewing inside her ever since he said it. "Of course I did your my equal Rachel, my one true love, did you mean what you said? That you loved me?" Jesse asked just as curious as Rachel. Jesse saw an evil grin upon Rachel face and raised an eyebrow. "Of course" And she tip-toed to kiss him. When they broke he said "I never thought fireworks could be set inside the building." She smiled and pulled him in to hug him and said "Your not allowed to let me go." Jesse smiled and whispered "Never again."