Jack Johnson pov :
I search through Jack and I bedroom trying to find his fucking tie for a weeding we were going to later and he is a lazy asshole so I had to find it.
I was already I in a pile of clothes and I found like this container thingy like for clothes and I curiously opened it.
WHY DOES THIS FUCK BOY HAVE WOMEN PANTIES IN OUR CLOSET.
Is this fuck boy cheating on me,"HEY FUCK BOY COME HERE."I yell sweetly
"Yes - oh shit."He was walking in smiling and turning to panic
"Bitch who's are these."I asked
"Well you see um well."He tries to explain
"bitch are you cheating on me?"I asked
"No."He says looking at me to see if I got the answer
"No no no if you think I'm going to put this on its a not."I said crossing my arms
"You'll look hot in them though."He whines
"No."I said
"One day you'll wear them and maybe you'll put on a show for me."He smirks
"You horny bastard."I threw the lace material at him
"Only for you babe."He chuckles
"Shut up and help me you lazy hoe."I glare at him
"IM YOUR HOE THO."He screams
"I'm right next to you stop screaming."I groan
"But when you're under me and naked I don't tell you to stop screaming."
"k I don't need your help now."I said still trying to find his tie.
"we should have sex."He bluntly said
"no."I said
"Whyyyyy."He whines
"Jack if you while one more time I will drive to the store and get tampons and throw them at you while filled with water."I glare at him
"I'm horny lol."he says
"Did you just say lol out loud? babe how much did you drink you could've got drunk tonight."I groan
"Nah i'm just horny."He says laying on the ground while his boner was very visible
"Go fix it by your self."I said
"But I want you to help."He whines
"Jack you're not 5 you're a grown man- actually never mind."I said
"Can you just put on the lace thingy."He asked
"how about no?"I said finding his tie
"Please."He says
"No now go get dressed and take a shower."I said
"You're not my mommy though."He says
"But I'm your boyfriend now go."I said and he walks into the bathroom finally doing what I have said.
I took a shower way before him and I already got ready.
Jack comes out with a towel dangerously hanging loose.
"Come down stairs with your tie so I can tie it."I said walking down stairs
"Babe I'm done."He says coming down stairs fucking an hour later.
"You take longer than me."I scoff tying his tie
"Shut up."He says
"I don't tell you to shut up when you're on top of me naked."I mock him
"I hate you."He says
"I love me too."I smile
"Can we just have sex."He groans
"No."I said
"Fine be like that."He cross his arms
"Ain't going to work jack."I said grabbing the keys
"If you don't go in the car I'll just go by my self."I said
"NO WAIT FOR ME."He screams and quickly closed and locks the door and gets in the car
"Don't do anything to distract me while driving."I glare at him
"Fine."He says
tonight is going to be very very very interesting.
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