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Everyone hates BEN

Slender: Say It.

Jeff: No

Slender: SAY. IT.

Jeff: Fine... Slender was complaining about how much I curse so now I have to use euthanasia.

Slender: *faceless facepalm* euphemisms

Toby: Jeff can't curse anymore!

Jeff: You think thats funny?! Well its not gonna be funny when I fuc-

Slender: JEFF.

Jeff: ...eff you up.

Me: Anyways. We have some questions that need some answers!

To Toby: Why do you annoy Masky so much? Ps, You are the hottest (Ben's elf ears turn me off)

BEN: What?! My ears are the hottest thing on the planet, thank you very much.

Jeff: I like your ears

BEN: *Runs away from the BENxJeff ship* Never!

Jeff: :(

Toby: See! I have fangirls too! And I'm just trying to get him to lighten up.

Masky: Are you?

Toby: Hi Masky, give me a hug!

Maky: WTf?! *runs away*

To: Jane and Laughing Jack I dare you two to drug Ben to make him fall asleep then destroy his video games!

Jane: With pleasure.

BEN: Hey! You can't do tha- *gets punched in the face and knocks out*

Jane: See? We don't have to drug him.

LJ: *smashes video games*

Sonic.exe: No not mario! NO NOT ME!

Smile dog: Ruff Bark Ruff Ruuf <I saved you a backup, buddy>

Jeff: Smile said that you suck.

Smile dog: ROOF! <No, I didn't!>

Seed: Squeak <Jeff is lying>

EJ: Seed said Jeff was lying

Me: Why can't we understand animals :(

Jeff: I can understand smile dog, and he said that sonic.exe sucks.

Smile dog: Ruff Bark! <Stop lying!>

Me: Anyways, this next dare is from Nina_the_killer_2000

To BEN: I dare you to hit on sally

BEN: *activates pervert mode* Hey, baby.

Sally: Im 8

BEN: Well, your not a virgin!

Sally: *cries*

Slender: Now look what you did! *strangles BEN*

LJ: *hands sally a piece of candy* Its ok.

Me: O.O ok...

To BEN: I dare you to steal Jeff's knife!

Jeff: Don't even touch it if you don't want to go to sleep!

BEN: *touches Jeff's knife* but im feeling sleepy.

Jeff: *chases BEN* you shouldn't have done that!

BEN: Don't steal my line!

To Toby: Will you be my friend?

Toby: Of course!

Me: Well, I think thats all for today!

Toby: Byeee!

Smile dog: Ruff! <Spread the word!>