Dear Beloved Walt,
After your tragic death, we have realised that some of our characters are uneducated, and may we say... Dumb. This leads to no jobs available, which leads to no money. And that means many of your beloved characters are homeless. To solve this we have come up with a brilliant plan. Disney University. This school will have up to 38462 dorms available, and a wide range of subjects. So far 58 students have applied and we assume that more will apply soon. All that we need is your word. After you have certified our idea, we will open up the school.
Kind regards, Fairy Godmother and the Cast.
