Teacher: kids, what does the chicken give you?
Student: Meat!
Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you?
Student: Bacon!
Teacher: Great! And what does the big fat cow give you?
Student: Homework!
Joke 1
Teacher: kids, what does the chicken give you?
Student: Meat!
Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you?
Student: Bacon!
Teacher: Great! And what does the big fat cow give you?
Student: Homework!