Punk'd

Today was going to be epic. Not only was it her birthday, but today she got to punk someone. Last year she got to do a Ke$ha number and vomit, this year would certainly trump the last.

Heather was in the back of a white van with a pizza sticker plastered to its side. With her was a whole crew from the show Punk'd, and they were all excited for today's prank.

The unlucky person was none other than Naya, her best friend since her humble beginning on glee and girlfriend for the past year.

When the show had contacted her and asked if she wanted to punk Naya Heather agreed immediately. She'd witnessed all the pranks Naya had pulled on the other cast members and knew at the end of the day Naya would forgive her.

"Let's do it!" The producer shouted and several crew members high-fived as their eyes fixed onto the monitors.

Heather sent Dianna, her accomplice for the day, out the door and wished her luck.

Excited, she hurried back to her seat and put her headset back on.

"Ok Di, proceed." Heather ordered through the mic, setting the plan into motion.

Naya walked casually down a 'street' in the paramount lot, phone in hand.

"....that bad huh?" she said to the voice on the phone and crossed her arms.

Lea was supposed to help her with something; they'd chosen the Lima bean as their rendezvous point before heading to a coffee shop together.

"I'm so so sorry Naya, I should have told you sooner. I'm stuck at the gym with these asshole reporters and paparazzi wanting me to flash them 'the ring' that Cory supposedly gave me. You go on ahead to the coffee shop and I'll get there as soon as I can. I'm so sorry." Lea said through the phone, she was clearly distressed.

"No problem," Naya smiled, "See you there."

She hung up and thought of wandering around for a bit before heading to her car. She decided to check on heather before leaving.

"Ok, show yourself now." Heather instructed Dianna. The other actress rounded the corner just in time to meet Naya.

"Hey, why are you up so early?" She chided.

"Hi Di, I was supposed to meet Lea for coffee but she's stuck at the gym." Naya replied as she strolled along with Dianna who was leading her through an alley between two buildings.

"What for? Wait, are you asking her advice? Why didn't you come to me?" Dianna pouted a little for effect. She was following the script as best as possible.

"It's not like that Di," Naya quickly reached out for Dianna's hand but the other girl moved it away just as fast. "It's just I needed a second opinion, nothing else."

"Really Naya? Or are you just saying that?" Dianna huffed and started walking faster through the alley.

Naya quickened her step to keep up.

Exactly what Heather wanted, she smiled.

"This is going to be good," she cackled, "Andrew and Andy positions.....and...go."

"Di, wait up!" Naya shouted as she closed in on the girl with the sundress and floral hat. Out of nowhere two big guys blocked her path.

"Start arguing." Heather commanded and her cohorts complied.

"You couldn't even get the directions right!" Andy, a red-head with a beard shouted. "First day on the job and you've already screwed up!"

"You were the one who got us this job so you should know all the details. Why don't you just remember?" The other guy, Andrew, screamed back just as loud. He spit on the ground to his side, barely missing Naya.