Parodies of This That or Another

Kill Them All

TO THE TUNE OF SHAKE IT OFF BY TAYLOR SWIFT

My momma's just been ate!
The Titans, them I hate!
Well that's what we all say-ay
(titans)
That's what we all say-ay
(titans)
Hannes please just let me go
(Please just let me go)
The titans aren't slow!
(No they aren't slow)
And that's what we all know-ow
(titans)
That's what we all know-ow
(titans)
But you keep moving
Can't stop Cause your cruisin
It's like you got these voices
In your mind saying Hey we're all gonna Die
Cause the Titans, they just ate ate ate ate ate
But their hunger we don't sate sate sate sate sate
And we're all thats on their plate plate plate plate plates
I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO KILL THEM ALL
KILL THEM ALL
And even though we just escape scape scape scape scape
And we wear our scouting cape cape cape cape capes
And we're never out of shape shape shape shape shape
I VOWED TO KILL THEM ALL KILL THEM ALL!
I I I'LL KILL THEM ALL KILL THEM ALL
I I I'LL KILL THEM ALL KILL THEM ALL
I I I'LL KILL THEM ALL KILL THEM ALL
Yeah cause I can't stay on my feet!
(Can't stay on my feet)
The training I must beat!
(Training I must beat)
But with my gear I'm way to wea-eak
(Failing)
With my gear I'm way to wea-eak
(Failing)
Then I succeed when We know!
(Succeed when we know)
That my gear was broken whoa!
(Gear was broken whoa)
And I put on a show-ow!
(Woo hoo)
I put on a sho-ow
(Woo hoo)
Now I am moving
Killing Titans, EASY
Not even getting sleepy
I came in fifth
now i know it's gonna be alright!
Cause now Imma get my cape cape cape cape cape
And kill some titans that I hate hate hate hate hate
Slicing up their nape nape nape nape nape
IMMA KILL THEM ALL KILL THEM ALL
And I know it ain't a race race race race race
The titans they got freaky face face face face face faces
But Armin just can't keep the pace pace pace pace pace
I HAVE TO SAVE MY FRIEND KILL THEM ALL
I I I'LL KILL THEM ALL KILL THEM ALL
I I I'LL THEM KILL ALL KILL THEM ALL
I I I'LL THEM KILL ALL KILL THEM ALL
(Imma titan WHOA)
Wait wait wait
just because I turned into the thing that we all hate the most in this world
You just can't turn the cannon and shoot shoot me
I stand trial for saving my friends
I'm like, oh my walls! yeah I don't think I'll make it
Till the chibi ova there with his bowl cut hair
kicked my face till it was bloody
and said that he'll take me
(I'M IN THE SURVEY CORPS)
And now my powers will be put to use use use use
Until I accidentally let loose loose loose loose
Then we have tighten the noose noose noose noose
I WANNA KILL THEM ALL! KILL THEM ALL!
I NEED TO KILL THEM ALL KILL THEM ALL
EVEN ANNIE LEONHART LEONHART
BUT THERE'S A TITAN IN THE WALL!
OH MY FREAKING GOSH FREAKING GOSH!
ANNIE'S A CRYSTAL BALL! A CRYSTAL BALL
I STILL HAVE TO KILL THEM ALL KILL THEM ALL!
KILL THEM ALL KILL THEM ALL!
(Hairy titans)

Thank you all for reading! I don't expect many reads, but srsly, THANK YOOUUU!