Ghetto Trials

Red

Treasure go kick me out her room talking bout she faithful. I'll believe it when i become a size 5. Yeap, i been big and red since i was a baby with a smile and dimples to kill. Anyways ... What part of "Them Rights aint Right Ones." . Better ask my ex Ronnie , After we broke up he went up to Treasure and Serenity saying " I Can't stand nun of Yall Rights! Yall aint nothing but some lien, cheating, rude, wrongs. Yall last name shouldn't be Right's. It's should be wrongs" Blah blahh blahh, boy okay yeah , i cheated on you but still ... He lucky Treasure and Serenity aint pop off on him, cause thats mad disrespectful B.
Anyways, im just sitting on my bed laughing at these facebooks post about coon ( a raccoon that got ran over thats now viral ). All these "RiP Cuh" statuses are cracking me up. *Ex in Media* People in Georgia are so crazy. Since Treasure dont want to talk to me. I'm finto go talk to my favorite sister Trinity, with her Trinidad James looking ass just kidding. She find out i said that she would flip out.
As i walk into Trinity room i see her lock her phone fast. Girl , nobody do not care bout who you talking to. I roll my eyes , and look up and it look like she trying to read my soul she staring to hard. "Can i have my face back you staring entirely to hard." i said slickly. "You just waltz in my room looking like cliford the big red dog and got the nerves to get slick with me." She said. "Oh no you didnt im finto ride yo ole bericoda face ass, looking like 10 pounds of bounce that ass. Oh no you didn't Trinidad James man looking ass. I can see your scalp , see through edges ass." i got hyped walking out the room , than came back running " Oh , you thought i was done yo breath smelly like baby diarrhea. Yo forehead, you aint got no forehead so don't get me started on yo ten gallon tenhead ass. You know what im gone! I ain't go ride the dust off yo dusty ass just yet. Bye Baby Slave. I been working on the railroad face ass." I said skipping away to Serenity room. " "ANDDDDD IIIIIIII WILLLLL ALWAYYSSSS LOVEEEEE YOOOUUUU. " I Yell Walking into Serenity room. "If Yo Big off key self come in here being loud , you go get right back out" She said. "Who Peed in yo cherrios ion want to be in yo musky room anyways I'm gone." I Said walking to the kitchen. When i get down there pops down there so i said "Hey" (B-Bari & R-Red)
B-Mhm Royal that was yo fat red self up there cursing"
R-Nope , that was Trinidad i mean Trinity cursing at Serenity i told her to chill she aint listen."
B- "i Bet"
R-"Yup and im not fat im big boned."
B-"Your outfit to go down town ready tomorrow?"
R-"I'm finto go do that now."