The Gayest Of Gays (A #Cricky story)

Chapter V

TJ walked in and laid on the floor for some reason. At the moment, Chris didn't know why. He moved like a fucking worm and that woke up the love birds.

"What the hell are you doing, TJ?" Chris said, half asleep.

"Just visitin'" TJ replied followed by a fake snore.

Sometimes, when TJ is extra high, he goes into people's rooms and lays on their floor or even steals their sheets...it's become a hobby.

They all went back to sleep...

~

The next morning, Chris got up super early to make Ricky some coffee. Ricky and told him the day before that he liked Oily Oyster Coffee or OOC for short (obviously kidding), so he intended to make some. As a joke, he bought some oysters and brought them home, blended them into oil with a sprinkle of actual black coffee. To make it seem more realistic of course.

Afterwards, he woke up Ricky before anyone else, gently stepping over TJ, still laying on the floor, and he escorted him to the kitchen table. Taking a sip of his own regular coffee as if to assure Ricky that he's not gonna kill him, Chris offered him the OOC,

"Ricky, would you like some coffee?"

Ricky squinted, he didn't have his contacts in yet. "Sure.."

Chris held up a cup of inferno and passed it to Rick as if it was the blood of the gods.

"Drink it." he demanded.

All Chris was trying to do is make him feel more at home by giving him a feel of how fun it is to live with the goons by pranking him.

Bad idea.

"What flavor is it?" Ricky asked before drinking it.

"Your fave." Chris winked.

Ricky then took a sip.."Oh my god...WHAT DID YOU DO?!" spitting the black substance into the sink.

Ricky proceeded to have a seizure and rinsed his mouth.

"It had to be done..." Chris said with a murderous grin.

After Ricky was done sitting in front of the toilet for 9,000 years, he leaned back limply and fell on the floor with foam coming out of his mouth.

Then Chris woke up...

"Thank fucking Fronz that shit wasn't real, holy shit ."

Chris looked around to end up finding no Ricky. He went downstairs to find himself face to face with his true amor holding cups of coffee for the whole band.

"Hey, since you guys let me stay here, I wanted to repay you with a treat,"

Chris was so confused.

"So I bought Starbucks, I had a hard ass time finding a local one though, also i borrowed your car." Ricky said flashing one of his cute lil smiles, which made Chris want to orgasm right there.

"You shouldn't be thanking us, you're the jackass that came all the way over here, but thanks love." Chris said, joking.

Ricky looked down at his pants. They were bunched up, which made him look like he had a tiny zipper boner.

"Chris, you're fucking 100% straight homo" Ricky said, also joking.

"Duh, Rick. I'm gay. Also I really like you."

"Are you for real?" Ricky's eyelashes fluttered as he blinked a couple times in shock.

"Yeah, I've always been, since I was out of the womb." Chris said, in regards to being gay.

Ricky had realized he had feelings for Chris a while ago, but he didn't think that someone with that nice of an ass would ever like him back.

"You fucking roach, why didn't you tell me this before?" Ricky teased.

"I thought it'd creep the shit out of you, though it was painfully obvious."

"But lmao, me too man, lmao." Ricky admitted to him, not knowing Chris was his emo soulmate.

Both knew what that meant, they could hook up like anchors!

"Hey Rick, I like you like Skwisgaar likes Toki (from Metalocalypse)." he smiled..what a cute comparison.

"I like you more than my manly man lip gloss." Ricky held up a black lipstick from his pocket.

TJ enters the room, throwing confetti and shit he had for whatever reason everywhere, "Hey gay ass fags! I saw all of it! Congrats, homies!" The goons came out after TJ signaled them, which was him sticking up the middle finger.

"Yo! Chris, Ricky, Congrats! I felt it in my soul, dudes... sorry for being such a dick earlier, I apologize," Balz said with a hinting smile. "I felt like Ricky would end up replacing my special spot in Chris' corazon (heart), but obviously it was a silly and selfish thought."

Moments went by.

Ricky broke the silence putting on some sunglasses he got at emo central (Hot Topic), "You know what, it's fine man, don't worry about it. I would've done the same thing."

Sure, Ricky, sure.