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Bluestar: (wakes up) Hmm time for a poptart!!

Firepaw: Hey Graypaw, do you think Bluestar will notice we took her last poptart?

Graypaw: (talks while chewing on poptart) Hmm I don't know maybe, maybe not. (Silently thinks she'll notice)

Bluestar: (walks to mini fridge) (opens door) OH MY STARCLAN! MY POPTART IS GONE!

Bluestar: REDTAIL!!! Organize a search patrol, we are going to look for my LAST poptart that has gone missing!!!

Redtail: (is secretly in on the poptart prank) Bluestar... I can't lie to you.. I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR POPTART!!! please don't hurt me!!!......

Bluestar: Hmm... I like that you can't lie to me Redtail. But you are still a member of my Clan so if you don't tell me what happened to my precious poptart I will make you go into Shadow Clan territory and get the worse done to you!!!

Redtail: Ok Ok... IT WAS FIREPAW AND GRAYPAW!!!! points toward them. -->

Bluestar: (walks over to the apprentices)

Firepaw: Um Graypaw? Bluestar is walking over here right now and she doesn't look very happy...

Graypaw: Considering she is our leader and can do anything to us I would run, but that might make things worse.

Bluestar: What do you have to save of yourselves??!!

Both: We're very sorry, but we saved you a piece, fair??

Bluestar: You saved me a piece!! Why didn't you say so!

Graypaw: That was a close one Firepaw, do you think she'll notice the (piece) is only a crumb?

Firepaw: Nawww... (thinks maybe)

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