(((SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY! I had a major, major, major, major brain crash.)))
Tallstar: * sees a present fall from the sky and land in front of his paws* "Is it a sign from Star Clan?"
Everycat: *pads around it and sniffs at the box*
Tallstar: "Wait! It has the weird Twoleg writing on it." "Can anycat read this?"
Random cat: " I can!" *pads over too box* " It says........Wi......nd........cl......an......Wind Clan, Wind Clan that's us!"
Tallstar: " It must be a sign from Star Clan!" " Let's open it up!" *unsheathed his claws and tears the bag open* "Random cat, do you know what this is?" *gestures towards the scratching post*
Random cat: " Yes I do. It's a scratching post, you scratch it."
Now every single cat wanted one, so ForestWar I was started.
Seeing this War was Star Clan's way of fun.
WARNING: NEVER OPEN BOXES FROM STAR CLAN!
-Owl
