Guy: Hi is this chair empty?
Girl: no but this one will be if you sit down
Guy: *walks by* do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk bye again.
Girl: walk bye again I need to practice hitting a moving target.
Guy: feel my shirt it's made of boyfriend material
Girl:looks too clingy and hard to maintain
Guy there is something wrong with my eyes I can't take them off of you.
Girl: there is a problem with my eyes as well I can't see you getting anywhere with me.
Guy: didn't we have a class together? I could have sworn we have chemistry.
Girl: no we had history. Which is what you should be right now.
Guy: is it hot in here or is it just you
Girl: nope it's just you because you just crashed and burned
Guy: Do you have a map because I'm getting lost in your eyes.
Girl: nope no map why don't you just get lost.
Guy: You look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Girl: and you look a lot like the guy I turn down too seconds from now.
Guy: don't your legs hurt from running through my dreams
Girl: no they hurt from dodging Corny pick up lines all day
Guy:Here I am! What were your other two wishes
Girl: that he would be charming and handsome I guess not all wishes come true.
Guy:all those curves and me with no brakes
Girl: so cheesy and me with no pizza
Guy:Hi didn't we go on a date once or twice?
Girl: must've been once I never make the same mistake twice.
Guy: I think I could make you very happy.
Girl: why? Are you leaving?
Guy: Where have you been all my life.
Girl: hiding from guys like you.
Guy: hey baby what is your sign
Girl: do not enter
Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven
Girl no but I broke a nail when I crawled out of hell
Guy: can I slip into your heart
Girl: why don't you slip into a coma
