Person: your fat
You: oops let me move this mirror for you.
You: fat is changeable ugly is permanent.
You: why don't you talk to someone your own size. Like that pole over there.
You: I can lose weight for free but you need thousands of dollars to fix that face of yours
You: sorry can't hear you. your head is to far up your butt.
You:I may have one hundred and forty pounds of fat but at least I'm no two thousand pounds of sh!t like you are.
You: you missed your eye exam again?
You: at least I'm internally beautiful because you are ugly inside and out!
You: If calling me fat can help you feel better about your pathetic life then go ahead. Glad I could help!
You: The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality!
You: Fat is a temporary caloric imbalance, but stupid is a permanent genetic malfunction!
-comment your favorite comebacks if I don't have them in this book I'll add them in!
