Inappropriate humor

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Third persons POV:
It was yet another One Direction concert. Liam and Louis were fooling around, Zayn was making the crowd faint by his high notes and Harry..well he was saying some inappropriate humor to the crowd.
"YOU TWO KISSING! STOP THAT!" Harry joked. The couple kissing immediately stopped but you could tell by the girls face, she was quite hurt and confused.
"Hey, he's just joking babe." The boyfriend whispered in her ear. Harry wasn't exactly done with them.
Harry now was talking to the crowd. "I want you all to turn to one another and give them a BIG KISS!"
The couple took it as their chance to kiss again but Harry immediately butted in.

"NOT YOU GUYS. YOU TWO HAVE DONE ENOUGH SUCKING EACH OTHER'S MOUTHS FOR ONCE." Harry yelled jokingly.

The girlfriend now looked upset and showed that to her boyfriend where her boyfriend was getting more angry with Harry.

As the concert went on though, Harry kept going back to the couple including inappropriate jokes as well.

"Boyfriend, do you need some mouthwash?" Harry jokingly yelled. The girlfriend was shown on the big screen, and tears were forming.

Harry didn't even take notice and continued the bad humor and inappropriate.

"Harry." Zayn whispered. Harry looked at Zayn and he whispered something.
Harry shrugged it off though.

He saw the couple again and now started imitating them even though they weren't even kissing.

The crowd wasn't really finding it funny and neither were the other boys.

By the end of the show, Harry had made so many jokes to make the couple leave. Louis had to convince them not to leave which they were hesitant about.

When the show ended, Anne had made her way to the couple apologizing for her sons behavior.

"Please don't leave yet. I assure you Harry will come out and apologize." Anne assured. The couple wasn't convinced but decided to stay.
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Harry was backstage drinking water when he heard his mom. "HAROLD."
Harry immediately dropped the water bottle, making the water splash everywhere.

"Mum, what the hell.." Harry whined.

"Excuse me?" Anne asked as she put her hands on her hip.
"Sorry." Harry mumbled.

"Come with me." Anne said dragging him along where the couple was.

"Why is the couple back here?" Harry asked with a confused face.

"Because you hurt their feelings Harry. They were going to leave because of you." Anne scolded.

"Oh, I'll go apologize then." Harry said as he went more towards them but his mum pulled him back.

"Oh you'll apologize after you get a spanking." Anne whispered. Harry groaned as his cheeks began to flush red in embarrassment.

"Harry will be punished and when he comes back out, he will be giving you both an apology." Anne explained. The couple nodded in agreement.

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Anne's POV:
"Harry,  remove it all. You're getting it bare. While you're at it, hand me that spoon inside my purse." I yelled angrily. Harry hesitantly did it as he was embarrassed enough. Good, he should be.

Harry shuffled through my bag, not wanting to take the spoon but knew he had to if he didn't want extra.

"Today Harold." I warned. Harry quickly came over and handed me the spoon. He covered up his parts but I just rolled my eyes. "Harry, enough with that. Get your little behind over here now." I threatened.

Harry decided to be cheeky and just not listen. "Mummy, please no." Harry begged.

I started to count. "3, 2, Harry don't make me get to one." I warn. Harry stomped his foot and came over to me bending over. I slapped his behind 10 times for not coming over right away.

"Now the punishment will start." I said patting his bottom with the spoon I picked up. Harry kicked his feet but I slapped his bum once more.

"I'm starting Harry." I said quietly. Harry just nodded.

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"What you did was inappropriate Harry. It was rude!" I lectured.
SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! SMACK! 
"I never- SMACK! want to see SMACK! SMACK! this kind of- SMACK!  behavior SMACK SMACK again! Is that- SMACK! clear young man?"

"Yes mum! Yes I'm sorry!" Harry cried. He went limp on my lap and cried.
"It hurts me to do this baby. No more of this." I whispered.

Harry just nodded unable to speak. I rubbed his back and tried to calm him down.
"Deep breaths baby boy." I said calmly. He did as instructed.
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After calming him down, I held him in my lap cuddling him for a couple of minutes. I told him to wash his face before going out there and apologizing.

"Mum, can I please have swears." Harry whined. I shook my head. "No, you have to put on the jeans. After you apologize, you're going to do 20 min of corner time." I said sternly.

Harry was too tired to argue so he just agreed.

We went out where the couple was and I urged Harry to go in front of me.
"I just wanted to apologize to the both of you for my behavior tonight. It was totally out of line and I apologize." Harry said making the couple nod and smile. The couple gave Harry a hug and Harry smiled in relief.

"We good now?" Harry asked. The couple nodded and then of course asked for pictures. Harry agreed taking the pictures. The couple then left all excited now which made Harry feel happy.

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We got back on the tour bus and I ordered Harry to the corner for 20 minutes. The other lads were exhausted so they headed to their bunks to go on their phones and tweet.

20 minutes later, Harry was sniffling in the corner. I had gotten sweats for him and got him into them and then carrying him to his bunk. Luckily, he was a bottom bunk.

"Alright go to sleep baby. No show tomorrow so you can do whatever you want." I said and smiled. I kissed him goodnight and went to my room.

He looked so peacefully sleeping. I went into my bed and under the covers. I'm glad the nights over. Hopefully tomorrow, the boys don't do anything stupid.

1089 words!
Done!
Another dedicated to Snuggle_Buddy thanks for the idea !
I have one more from you and then I have a few more from others requests!

Sorry it took so long for me to update.
I've had a rough time lately with my boyfriend and I honestly don't know what to do.
If you want to know about it and want to give me advice, just PM me. It's embarrassing to share public.

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Xx Jenna :)

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