Mother: My son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breasts for one year.
Wife: He sucks mine now and sucked it for more than 5 years.
Mother: I carried him for 9 months.
Wife: He was 3.5kg then, so what's the big deal? He is 85kg now and I carry him every night.
Mother: He passed between my legs and I screamed with pain.
Wife: (laughs historicaally) he only passed there once. Every night he passes between my legs and I scream with pains too.
So who really owns the man?
His mother or wife?
