Me:*walks into McDonald's*
Cashier: Hello, may I help you?
Me: Um, yes. May I have a chezburger please?
Cashier: *hands me cheeseburger* that will be 3.99 please.
Me: *looks in bag* oh, you forgot something.
Cashier: no I didn't you asked for a cheeseburger.
Me: *points to sign* you forgot my free WiFi. It says I get free WiFi.
Cashier: oh, um......
Me: GIVE ME MY FREE WIFI
Cashier:........
Me: I WANT MAH FREE WIFI WOMAN WHERE IS IT
Cashier: *runs away to manager* THIS WOMAN IS A PSYCHO HELP ME BOB
Me: *backs out of store* I didn't do anything....
Why.
All I wanted was WiFi.
