Jasmine V: I'm going on tour.
Me (Little Becky G.): Yay. I'm going with Jasmine on tour.
Rebbeca Gomez: Becky, your coming with me on tour. Jasmine, Becky always goes on tour with you! Now it's my turn.
Me (Becky G.): Becky why do you want me to go on tour with you? I promised Jasmine I will go on tour with her. Plus I'm going to meet another celebrity.
Rebbeca Gomez: I'm sorry Jasmine. Becky's coming with me. Whether she likes it or not. If she doesn't come with me I will continue to make out with her. But after I give birth to the twins.
Jasmine V: Wait you're pregnant? I thought you weren't pregnant. Isn't Becky the one that's pregnant?
Me (Becky G.): I'm not pregnant. Rebbeca didn't give birth yet. I love her.
5 Hours Later
On Tour With The Real Becky G & Jasmine V
Rebbeca Gomez: Jasmine do you want to do a song with me?
Jasmine V: Sure. Who's gonna write a song for us?
Rebbeca Gomez: Looks at me.
Me (Becky G.): Why are you looking at me? Oh no! I'm gonna be the one writing y'all a song. Sorry I'm not gonna do that.
Rebbeca Gomez: If you don't write us a song I'm going to let Jasmine V make out with you while she's a bad girl.
Me (Becky G.): You wouldn't.
Rebbeca Gomez: Trust me babe I would.
Me (Becky G.): Fine. I'll do it.
Jasmine V: Kisses me.
Me (Becky G.): Looks away.
Jasmine V: What's wrong babe?
Me (Becky G.): I'm terrible at writing songs but I have to write a song for y'all.
Rebbeca Gomez: How about this baby I love you and I never you wanna let you go should be my next song.
Me (Becky G.): Okay. "Baby I love you and I never wanna let you go. Your the reason why I'm always saying baby I love you. I never wanna let you go. So baby come to me. Baby baby I love you and I never wanna let you go. You always make me smile when I'm feeling sad. Baby I love you and I never wanna let you go."
Rebbeca Gomez: I should finish waiting the song.
Jasmine V: Okay Rebs. Beaster why don't you sing for Becky G? She said to me if you don't sing for Becky G she will tie you to her chair.
Me (Becky G.): I'm not singing for Rebbeca Beaster Gomez. She can't make me do something that I don't want to do.
Jasmine V: Oh really? Rebbeca, Becky doesn't want to sing for you!
Rebbeca Gomez: Becky, your going to sing for me. If you don't I'll tell Jasmine to make out with you!
Me (Becky G.): I really don't care. Go ahead let Jasmine V make out with me.
Rebbeca Gomez: Okay. Jasmine make out with Becky G. While your at it be a bad girl.
Jasmine V: Okay. Makes out with me. Then bites me really hard. Becky Beaster Gomez I'm going to dye you're hair blonde while you're sleeping.
Me (Becky G.): I don't care. Hits Jasmine.
Rebbeca Gomez: Sings baby I love you and I never wanna let you go. You always make me smile when I'm feeling sad...
5 Hours Later
Rebbeca Gomez: Sings one more song with Jasmine V.
Backstage With Zachary Gordon
Zachary Gordon: Hey Becky G.
Me (Becky G.): Hi Greg.
Zachary Gordon: Do you want to be my best friend?
Me (Becky G.): Sure. Does something that I wasn't supposed to do.
Zachary Gordon: Smiles.
Me (Becky G.): I'm sorry Zachary. I didn't mean to kiss you! I didn't know it was going to happen. I love you.
Zachary Gordon: It's okay. You don't have to call me Zachary. You could just call me Greg. Are you dating anyone?
Me (Becky G.): Looks at Greg. Yeah I'm dating someone.
Zachary Gordon: Who?
Me (Becky G.): When I tell you this you're not going to be my friend anymore.
Zachary Gordon: It's okay. Just tell me?
Me (Becky G.): Okay. I'm dating Jasmine V and Rebbeca Gomez. Their both my girlfriends. No wait I'm Jasmine Villegas is wife. And Becky Gomez is my girlfriend. I've been dating Becky G since I first met her. Jasmine and I been married since September.
Zachary Gordon: Woah.
5 Months Later
At Jasmine V's House
Jasmine V: Becky G may you please come down here?
Me (Becky G.): I'm coming. Gets my iphone and ipod touch. Then goes downstairs.
Jasmine V: Come here.
Me (Becky G.): Yeah Jasmine!
Jasmine V: Hits me. Now sit down. I need to show you something. Shows me a picture of me and Zachary Gordon kissing.
Me (Becky G.): That's not me.
Jasmine V: Becky guess who's coming?
Me (Becky G.): Rebbeca Gomez.
Jasmine V: Yeah. How did you know?
Rebbeca Gomez: I'm sitting right next to her.
Jasmine V: Okay.
Rebbeca Gomez: I saw you kissing Zachary Gordon. When did y'all become friends?
Me (Becky G.): 5 Months Ago. When I was back stage he came up to me.
Rebbeca Gomez: Kisses me.
Me (Becky G.): Slaps Rebbeca.
Rebbeca Gomez: Starts making out with me. Jasmine please record me making out with Becky G.
Jasmine V: Sure.
Me (Becky G.): Why are you recording Becky Beaster Gomez making out with me?
Rebbeca Gomez: Cause I said so.
Me (Becky G.): Dreams about school.
The Next Day
Rebbeca Gomez: Continues to make out with me.
Me (Becky G.): Stop making out with me Becky! You're still pregnant.
Rebbeca Gomez: I already gave birth to the twins.
Me (Becky G.): Where are they at? Did Jasmine Villegas put you up to this?
Rebbeca Gomez: Yeah. Jasmine's going to take care of my kids. Nicky and Alex loves you!
Me (Becky G.): I thought you were gonna give birth in July?
Rebbeca Gomez: It is July.
Me (Becky G.): This is just a dream. Becky is only making out with me because I kissed Zachary Gordon. But I didn't mean to kiss him. We're just friends.
Rebbeca Gomez: Becky Beaster Gomez wake up.
Me (Becky G.): Wakes up real fast. After I woke up I started throwing up.
Rebbeca Gomez: Kisses me. Becky you're going back to school. I'm going to school too.
Jasmine V: Yeah so am I.
