-turns on the camera and taps on it-
IS THIS THING ON?
CAN YOU SEE ME -waves like the weirdo I am-
HAI MUM!
ANYWHORE.
I AM IVY AND I AM CUPCAKE-A-HOLIC
-fake sobs- I'm trying to stop eating cupcakes, but it's so addictive..
AND MY BUTT IS CUTER THAN ARIANA'S JS JS..
-points at my butt- I mean look at it like..
ANYWAYS
I HAVE NO LIFE AND I'M A WEIRDO
SO PM ME AND WE CAN BE WEIRDOS TOGETHER!
Okay bye bye -waves-