when I go to meet my mamas,
I try to touch camilas butt.
i just wanted to know what it was like in the Bahamas,
because camilas butt was nuts
big rob saw me out of the corner of his eye,
he ran over like he was trying to swat an annoying fly.
I screamed "big rob no!!"
but big rob said I had to go.
when I tried running,
big rob knew......
and that's when I saw myself,
as a flying shoe.
big rob is not only my daddy,
but he's my hero.
he's a better caddy,
better than niall because he fell down a hill.
big rob finally slammed me against a wall,
just like niall slammed against that hill.
I didn't know he was that tall,
but me he was trying to kill.
I did nothing but try to touch milas booty,
big rob obviously didn't like that.
I was just doing my duty,
and I got swallowed by big robs back fat.
so sad to finally end my story here, it was so fun in the end.
but big rob made me run like a deer,
so here I am saying the end.
