"What should I buy today?" Said pempalutis "maybe I should get some cheese and some butter for me to eat" said pempalutis. Pempalutis met a stranger he stole the strangers money and ran into Coles to buy cheese and butter.
"Yes I did it now I know how it feels to be in jail.'' Said pempalutis "now there mr pempalutis why did you steal this persons money?" Asked a security officer " it is obvious I don't have any money so I steal other people's money to get what I want" said pempalutis "fair enough your out of jail" said the security officer "NO BUT I WANT TO STAY THATS WHY I STOLE THE MONEY"screamed pempalutis "ok you can stay" said the security officer.
Ten days later:
"Why am I here I did not do anything" yelled pempalutis "you said you stole someone's money because you wanted to stay in jail" said the security officer. "Pretend I didn't say that and get me out" screeched pempalutis "ok " said the security officer.
The end.
