Leverage Quotes

The Nigerian Job

So, if you haven't watched the show before go watch it because even these quotes cannot capture the awesomeness that is Leverage. This particular piece is quotes from S1, E1, The Nigerian Job.

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Dubenich: What happen to your family is the kind of thing-

Nate: You know this part of this conversation where I punch you in the neck 9 or 10 times? We're coming up on that pretty quick.

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Dubenich: Do you know anything about airplane design?

Nate: Yeah, I could give it a shot. You know, you give me a pencil and one of those little rulers.

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Dubenich: Look at the people I've already hired. Do you recognize any of these names?

Nate: Uh, yeah, I've chased all of them one time or anot- Parker. You have Parker?

Dubenich: Is there somebody better?

Nate: No. But Parker is insane.

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Eliot: You're not as useless as you look.

Hardison: I don't even know what you DO.

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Hardison: Age of the geek, baby.

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Parker: Yee-haw! (jumps off building)

Eliot: That's 20 pounds of crazy in a 5-pound bag.

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Parker: I can't even tell how many guys are in the room. How can you tell who's who?

Nate: Haircuts, Parker. Count the haircuts.

Parker: (quietly) I would've missed that.

Nate: What?

Parker: Nothing.

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Hardison: Bait? Hold up, hold up. Wait a minute. They ain't talking about me. I ain't nobody's bait.

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(Eliot knocks out every guard by the time Hardison's bag drops to the floor)

Eliot: (Smiles) That's what I do.

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Hardison: Got it. Going to plan B.

Nate: Technically that would be Plan G.

Hardison: How many plans do we have? Is there, like, a Plan M.

Nate: Yeah. Hardison dies in Plan M.

Eliot: I like Plan M.

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Eliot: Safety's on.

Hardison: Like I'm gonna fall for that.

Nate: No, no, actually he's right.The safety is on.

Hardison: (looks at gun)

Nate: (takes gun) Give me that.

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Parker: My money's not in my account. That makes me cry inside. In my special angry place.

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