Rapgod

My Uncle?...

I couldn't believe it. 

How could I not notice before? How could MY own parents never tell me about this?! 

As soon as I felt my soul plunge back into my body I started to dial home. 

"MOM? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS? HOW COULD YOU KEEP THIS FROM ME FOR SOO MANY YEARS? YOU KNOW I LOVE HIM AND... UGH. WHY?"

"Honey, I need you to calm down. Nobody can know about this. You have to trust me." And with those three sentences I felt my pulse drop. 

"Your uncle is quite the celebrity, we know. And yes he is the celebrity you have wanted to meet for almost half your life.. "

"But.. then why?.."

"This. This was why we had to keep it a secret. As your parents, we didn't want you to be hauled to the hospital by paramedics as she learned who her uncle really was."

".... Okay well thanks a lot for worrying about me...?"

"Okay well honey take care of yourself, your mother has to go take care of business. I talk to you soon. Love you. Bye."

Okay so the phone call with mom didn't go so great and I haven't gotten much information squeezed out of her. Maybe... Just maybe I could... You know.. "Force" myself to dial the number on the paper and just maybe see my uncles face once more?... I mean.. Is that creepy?... Yep. Yep its creepy. I have been stalking my uncle for the past ten years now. Great. I feel amazing. No wonder dad used to always stare at me as I caressed my posters.