1. Roses are red, violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, like I am for you.
2. Roses are okay, violets are fine. You be the 6 and I'll be the 9
3. Roses are red, violets are cheaper. If I leave silent voicemails, don't call me a creeper.
4. Roses are red, violets are blue. You look like a monkey and belong in a zoo. don't worry, I'll be there too! Not in a cage but laughing at you.
5. Roses are red, violets are blue. Porn hub is down, your mum's facebook will do.
6. Roses are red, violets are blue. I've got genital warts, soon you will too
7. Roses are brown, violets are brown. Why the hell did you shit in my garden?
8. Roses are red, grass is greener. I think of you when I touch my weiner.
9. Roses are red, violets are blue. god made us beautiful- what the hell happened to you?
10. Roses are red, violets are blue. This joke's overused and your sister is too.
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Top Insults- Book 1
HumorHas the time come when you started to stick up for yourself? Have you had more than enough and you just wanna get the shit out of you? Well, this book has all you need! Come on! Start reading!
