It was a swanky morning in Shrek's swamp. The sun was rising and so was Shrek. He yawned and thought to himself "Uh, my head is so sore, what happened last night?" Suddenly last night's dream came rushing back to him. Snoop Dogg had given him a burning joint, and said " Shrek, my lad, I don't have much time but before I go I must tell you - it is your destiny to be the Dankest Meme in all the lands. Now go and smoke all the dank kush." This was the weirdest dream Shrek had ever dreamed.
He then decided to leave his house to go get his mail. He only had one letter - a golden envelope from Dr Phil Studios. Shrek almost ogred himself in excitement. The letter read: Dear Shrek, we are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted into Dr Phil's School of Dankness and Memery.
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The Shrektacular Dr. Phil
FanfictionShrek can't believe his luck when he is accepted into Dr Phil's School of Dankness and Memes. What happens next leads Shrek on the most epileptic journey of his life. This book is dedicated to Ron Swanson for being a swanky lad.
