Once upon a time there was an egg, And it's name was Johnnie.
Johnnie was a very special egg.
He liked watching YouTube videos.
He liked very much Dan and Phil.
They were his inspiration and he wanted one day to be a big egg with hands and legs like them.
One day he wanted to visit them so he packed his rocks and went on an adventure to find them and his true self.
He rolled through big and small holes, rivers and even bigger rocks.
but as he came closer to London he got smashed by a big big leg foot .
It was Obama's foot.
He died. The end.
