Let's Be Superheroes! - Janoskians Google Hangout Contest

Chapter 3

It had been about a week since the Janoskians had fought with SCHOOL, yet they still felt ashamed. The news had came out about everything and everyone was laughing at the poor boys, nobody could take them seriously. They weren't even scared of their impending doom anymore, they were just laughing at the boys. Which is pretty stupid, they're going to die soon if they don't start being serious! SCHOOL had been progressing and perfecting their plan to take over the world, it wasn't too hard now that there was nobody to defeat them.

It wasn't long until their plan was finished, everything was in place, and they were going to execute it. They made their way to the local news station, beating everyone up who tried to get in their way. Once they'd finally found the room they needed, they turned on a camera and made sure it was now on everybody's TV. "Hello, everybody," Paddy smiled evilly at the camera, "My name... is Paddy, and these - these are my friends! We like to call ourselves SCHOOL, you know? Because who likes school?" he told the camera.

"Nobody!" Phillippe shouted from the back.

"SHUT UP!" Paddy screamed at him, "Anyway, SCHOOL stands for Super Cool House Of Ordinary Lawbreakers. Yes, everything you heard about us is true. Yes, we're going to take over the world. No, we're not faking it." he continued.

"Sir, somebody just sent in a wee message, it says 'Did ye lose yer pot o gold and is that why yer such an angry little leprechaun?'" Allistaire interrupted Paddy, laughing at the message.

"What the - okay, that's it, you're all dying!" Paddy shouted, mainly at the message. He'd always had anger issues, but the one thing that annoyed him more than anything was definitely people calling him a leprechaun. He started ranting gibberish at the camera about how he 'wasn't a leprechaun', but got nowhere as everyone just laughed at him.

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The boys had just seen the news broadcast, they were currently hanging out when it interrupted their um... classical music. Wink, wink! They looked at each other for ten minutes with a worried expression on their faces until Gina, the Brooks' brothers mum, came in. "Well are you just going to sit there gawking at each other or actually do something about this 'SCHOOL'?" she asked them.

"We can't beat them though, mum! They're too strong!" Jai whined.

"Nonsense, you've got this special water - wait, what's in this? Oh nevermind, you have this special water to make you big and strong." Gina handed them the bottle of 'water' and they each took a turn in drinking it until it was all gone.

"Let's do this," James announced, suddenly becoming extremely focused. The boys quickly sprinted to their room to get dressed, then drove to the news station to find SCHOOL. Sure enough, they were still there because Paddy was still ranting and raving about 'not being a leprechaun'. We all know he is, he just won't admit it.

"Well guess who finally decided to show their faces," Steve said, "it's the stupid brigade,"

"Dude, that was just terrible. I mean, seriously? What even was that? The 'stupid brigade'? Come on, a two year old could come up with something better!" Luke sassed. Steve frowned and looked away, unsure of what to say in reply. Paddy had finally stopped going mental and was staring the Janoskians down, fury building up in him once again (surprise, surprise). The camera was still rolling and now focused completely on the stare down between the Janoskians and Paddy. No-one blinked. Not even once. It was super weird. They stared for about ten more minutes, everyone's eyes stinging more than a pin when it pricks you on the butt. Finally, Paddy started blinking furiously, causing everyone to sigh deeply with relief as they could finally blink too. Beau wasted no time in raising his fist and connecting it to Paddy's face, catching him completely off guard.

"WHAT THE -" Paddy shouted but was interrupted once again by Beau slamming his fist into his face. Paddy punched Beau back and tried to tackle him but Beau was quick to react and moved out of the way, tackling him instead. An impossible amount of fury was raging through Beau, it was as if he'd been on steroids. But I mean... that's definitely not what was in his drink. Wink, wink! Everyone charged at each other and started having a brawl, right in the middle of a news station. Dude, where's the staff? Let's just increase the fighting scene to distract everyone from that. Daniel thanked his few days of intense working out and punched, elbowed, kicked, and head butted Steve. Steve was too stunned to fight back as Daniel kept laying into him, becoming more and more annoyed and hitting harder and harder with every swing. Nothing could stop these boys as the, uh, 'water' fully kicked in.

James was fighting with Allistaire, him and Paddy being the only ones who were actually putting up a fight. Allistaire kneed James in the crotch and he doubled over, he quickly grabbed Allistaire's leg, making him fall over onto the floor. James clambered onto his back and pulled his hands behind his back in a fit of rage. "DON'T DO THAT!" he yelled in Allistaire's ear, causing him to wince. James grabbed his head and hit it off the floor once, then twice, then a third time, but Allistaire managed to turn around and wrestled James. The two managed to get each other in a headlock and stayed there, unable to move the other. Jai ran over, leaving Luke to fight Phillippe and laughed at the two boys on the floor. He gave them wet willies, and licked James' face, knowing he couldn't do anything back. At the moment. "Jai if you're just going to mess around then go away! If not, help me!" James seethed.

"Jesus, okay, fine!" Jai sighed and swiftly kicked Allistaire in the face, knocking him out. "KO!" Jai shouted and punched the air in success. James patted him on the back and they sat out. Watching the boys fight, they realised, they loved the adrenaline but... this wasn't the life for them. They couldn't do this everyday, they couldn't risk death and fight people day after day, they just physically could not do it. Steve was the second to go down, then Phillippe shortly after. Paddy was now the only one left. Beau stopped punching him but instead found a piece of rope conveniently placed next to him and tied his hands together behind his back.

"You're coming with us to the police station so you can answer some questions," Beau whispered menacingly in his ear and dragged him out of the lair and into his car. Paddy could barely even see at this point and was focused on staying conscious, he knew that if he went unconscious, he may not come back around. A short ride later, they'd arrived at the police station and Paddy was brought in for questioning. Wait - aren't they supposed to check over him? I mean, he's got some pretty serious injuries and he needs a doctor to check over him. Never mind that, let's just get on with the story! He's magically all better now, okay?

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"Well boys, I don't know how you did it, but he's confessed to everything and he's behind bars. Trials don't exist right now so he's just, like, been immediately put in jail. I suppose we should thank you." an officer told the boys.

"Well I suppose you should, I mean we did just save the world!" Luke sassed at the police officer, "Sorry, I get cranky when I'm tired," he yawned.

"I suppose we should go now... it's not everyday you save the world, oh and by the way, the lair is only a ten minute drive away. Um... it's like, down there, take a right, take another right, then it's a straight road down and you're there. Bye!" Beau told the police officer, all the boys waved bye as they made their way home to sleep.

Good work, boys. Good work.