Levi in wonderland

Chapter 4

"Hehehe...you might want to slow down rabbit," a voice called out. Eren sighed and slowed down. Levi looked at him in confusion but stopped when he saw a pair of eyes appear in front of him.
"What kind of trickery is this?" The shorter man mused and reached out to poke the eyes.
"Oi... Don't do that shorty," a face appeared and Levi frowned.
"What did you say?!" He snapped "did you just call me shorty? Are you making fun of my perfect normal height!?" There was a scoffing sound and a small laugh.
"What? You don't like me talking about your below average height? That you're vertically challenged?"
"shut up goddamn horse," he muttered and Eren started laughing.
A body appears behind the head and Levi realised it wasn't a horse, it was a cat. "BAHAHA! He thought you were a horse!" The rabbit struggled to breathe and he leant on Levi. The raven haired male stared at him with a raised eyebrow.
"I am no horse, lady-" the cat started talking
"I'm a man," Levi interrupted
"Well whatever. I am the cat," he hummed.
"The cat?" He emphasised the word 'the'
"Yes, the Cheshire Cat," he smiled and disappeared though his voice still could be heard. "The Mad Hatter made tea if you're still headed that way," he said, his voice drifting off. Eren watched as Levi's head snapped up.
"Tea? Do you think they would give me some?" He asked a little quieter than the last time he spoke. The rabbit stifled a giggle and pulled Levi down a path.
"Of course so you can stop blushing," he laughed quietly but stopped when he saw Levi's glare. "Ahem...anyway...the Mad Hatter is a little...mad...and the March Hare...well...you'll see for yourself,"
Well he certainly saw when they turned the corner and Levi's ears were filled with joyful singing.