I am your father!

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Darth Vader: LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER!
Luke Castellan: Huh?
Hermes: Hey! That's my line!
Darth Vader: Sorry not you! Oh and it's my line!
Luke Castellan: Dad am I adopted?
Darth Vader: Stop with the faces! I'm talking to Luke Skywalker! LET ME TALK TO MY SON!
Luke Skywalker: Dad was I switched at birth?
Darth Vader: Your not my son anymore!

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