Sexy Soda Can

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Madeline and Jeffery were madly in love but they didn't feel like getting married because its too much paperwork so they had sex in Jeffery's van and it was so great and amazing and perfect they were no longer virgins it was so sexy there were soda cans everywhere Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, RC... So many sexy soda cans holy shit SEXY SODA CANS EVERYWHERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, "¿Cómo estás?", Jeffery said. Madeline replied with "DA FUQ U JUST SAY NIG?!?!?!?!?!" And Jeffery said "I said "I'MA KILL YOU SUCCUBUS BITCH FROM HELL"" and they started playing Stella by All Time Low and fucked each other so hard that they DIIIIIEEEEEDDDDDD

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⏰ Last updated: Apr 28, 2013 ⏰

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