DAVE!!!! DAVE HOLY SHIT GET UP HERE!!!!
w.....what's the matter????!!!
DAVE.....
what?!
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I'M PREGNANT.
bro....youre a dude....
YES, BUT TROLLS ADAPT. AND I ADAPTED TO...WELL......THAT.
you're a gal?!
NO.....BUT I CAN REPRODUCE LIKE A FEMALE..
youre joking
I AM NOT. WHY WOULD I JOKE ABOUT THAT.
oh......Oh my god....I can't be a father!!!
((Aaaaand now he's rambling....))
--I didn't know fucking you would get you preg-
DAVE
--nant. We can't be parents!!! We're too imma-
DAVE.
What?!?!??!
YOU JUST GOT PRANKED~~~!
......
fuck you.
THAT'S HOW IT WORKS (:B
