❤️You are Special💙 (Hazbin hotel X Autistic Male reader)

New Pentious

[We open to a normal day in Hell, everyone doing their usuall acts of violence or drug abuse or whatever sin comes. However, most people are focused on their TVs as they watch the morning news where 666 news is airing.]

Tom Trench: Good Morning, Pentagram City!

Katie Killjoy: This is Katie Killjoy.

Tom Trench: And I'm Tom Trench.

Katie Killjoy: Bringing you the latest in Hell's hottest news. Tonight's top story: What the fuck is going on at the Hazbin Hotel?

[The scene then turns into a puddle, with Tom faintly reflected on it's surface, before anyone steps through. The scene goes to an anglerfish lure to a storefront TV display where the crowd watches the news. Katie & Tom are seen with a crude drawing of Charlie decapitating an Exorcrist.]

Tom: That's right, Katie. It's been a while since Heaven attacked Hell, & Charlie Morningstar and the Hazbin Hotel brutally slaughtered the invading angels and kinda-sorta saved us from the extermination.

[Katie proceeds to kick Tom out of frame.]

Katie: When you're done sucking toes, Tom, I'd like to remind you that Heaven still hasn't made their next move.

[As Tom climbs back up, Katie crushes his hand with her fist & he falls again. The scene cuts to the studio where the broadcast is being filmed. Tom climbs back up & bandages his hand.]

Katie: Are they coming back for revenge, or is this yearly nightmare finally over?

Tom: Morningstar has declined to come on the show to comment (Fake Coughs) Pussy.

Katie: But we will keep asking until we break her. Because the world needs to know, Tom.

[She grabs Him by the collar & drags him close to her.]

Katie: Will she stop at angels? (Let's go) Are you next? (Pulls up a quieve & a cat) Is your dog or cat Next? (Throws them to Tom.)

[The camera zooms in on Katie while Tom is mauled by the animals.]

Katie: Will her bloodlust ever be satisfied?

[Then zooms out showing the studio while Tom throws the animals away & limply leans on the desk.]

Katie: Who's at the top of Charlie Morningstar's hit list? Maybe it's ME!

[The scene zooms in on Katie's face to show her eyes glowing in exaggerated fear.]

Katie: (Abruptly calms down) This segment brought to you by...

Katie & Tom: VoxTek! "Trust us with your everything!"

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[We then fade to the New Hazbin Hotel, When there is a large crowd of sinners are gathering around.]

Guest 1: This'll be great. I'm looking forward to getting in here & fucking up some angels.

Guest 2: I love murder. I can't wait to kill some angels.

[Panning to a shot of the lobby filled with sinners & Keekee flies overhead. The scene cuts to Razzle carrying a suitcase while Lucifer walks down the staircase in a bathrobe, duck slippers, hair curlers, brushing his teeth. Alastor stands at the top of the stairs. His staff has been crudely fixed with the glowing green stitches that spark with electricity, then he glares at it before glaring at the crowd.]