My mom wants to go to a stupid place called "Kidzania"
Me: But mom, I wanna be a night guard in Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria
Dad: So, you're saying you wanna be a sarcastic asshole who makes shitty puns, annoys a stupid marionette, is somewhat gay, and earns only $120.00 a week?
Mom: ...
Me: Yes.
Well, shit happens. I mean, look at your face
(Don't take that seriously)
