When Craig was 7 he got zapped from the tred mill in the gym because he peed his self because he saw the most scariest clown ever from mc Donald's. The clown was called Ronald mc Donald. So Craig ran home to find his mum having sex with Ronald so Craig said "why mummy why" and she answers with a simple " I'm loving it"
He ran to his best friends house who was called Jeff. he got there and he wasn't in. Craig decided to phone him up and see we're he was. He phoned him and he said he was at maccies with all of his family and then he hung up.
That night Craig slept on the local park bench because Ronald was staying at his place and Craig couldn't cope because he was scared. Half way through the night Craig woke up to the sound of thunder he got scared and then he saw lightning. the thunder was getting louder and the lightning was getting closer intill ...
BANG!!!
He got zapped by lightning. Craig woke up with Ronald in his face with a massive cheesy grin on his face. Then Craig started to laugh and punched him in the face and told him to go fuck her right in the pussy and then his mother said that she was to disown him and then Craig ran off in anger.
