Louis: OH MY GOD
Harry: I'm guessing you're reading last nights messages? XD
Louis: Harry I am so sorry
Harry: it's all right XD it was funny boo
Louis: i didn't even wank, there's no cum anywhere
Harry: oh?
Louis: i didn't have a boner either, otherwise I'd be feeling blue balls :P
Harry: oh.. sorry for sending that unattractive picture hahaha I'm kinda embarrassed now
Harry: that was the last nude I took and it was right there in front so I sent it
Harry: it's not my best haha
Louis: that's not what I mean /;
Harry: no I understand
Louis: it's not that you're unattractive it's just that I'm not freaking gay, why don't you understand that?!
Harry: I know you're not fucking gay so stop reminding me, okay? I know you're as straight as a damn arrow so stop telling me that constantly. just because I'm gay doesn't mean I'm going to throw myself into the next guy I see. I'm not a fucking slut
Louis: yah ok
Harry: what's that supposed to mean?
Louis: i see the way you hang off of Nick, isn't he like 7 years older than you? that's so fucking disgusting
Harry: Nick is just a friend, I don't hang off of him!
Louis: then how come I saw you guys sucking face a while ago
Harry: we were a little drunk and we made out, so what? tons of friends do that
Louis: friends don't do shit like that
Harry: you're such a hypocrite! last night you were asking me for nudes!
Louis: I was drunk!
Harry: SO WAS ME AND NICK!
Louis: just go fuck off to Nick
Harry: you're such a jealous pig!
Louis: I'm not at all jealous of that loser
Harry: "yah ok"
Louis: I'm not even gay
Harry: just leave me the fuck alone
Louis: will do. bye "love" xx
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ugh so dramaful
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Larry Texts
Fanfictionkinda emotional and kinda funny and a lot of Larry Stylinson basically what I imagine their text messages to be like ~spin off WIP~ Ziam Texts!
