1. When fanfics can't end a story so they throw in a curve ball
After all that work having liam and nialls baby zayn turned into a fire breathing dragon i was so turned on by this
2. When all the guys love the girl
Z . SHE MINE I HAD SEX WITH HER FIRST !!!111!!!
L. NO SHE BLEW ME LAST TUESDAY
H. LIAM U DONT EVEN HAVE A CHANCE WITH HERR!!!11!!!
Li. WATCH ME FUCK HER BITCH TITTYS
N. SHE MADE ME A BLT WE ARE GETTING MARRIED 2 MORROW
3. Referring to us as your "fans"
We are NOT your fans we just read ur fanfics
4. If the girl is a cutter iam logging off
5. This.
I hope you injoyed it which u probably didnt ;-; thatz ok ^-^ plz follow me on insta !!!11 @ niallsuckmytightlittlehole
6. All females in a bromance are awful bitches
7. If you say the word carrot i will cut you
8. She always has an awful backstory SERIOUSLY WHY CANT SHE JUST HAVE A HAPPY ASS FAMILY , AND GREAT MENTAL HEALTH AND PHYSICAL HEALTH
9. There is always a homophobic parent in a bromance fic
10. STOP CALLING HARRY A CHEEKY CUNT OR CHEEKY OR SMILED LIKE CHERISHIRE Cat YOU ARE NOT TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT
k iam done ranting for now , my next topic will be about instagram
