Song: Nightcore-Man I Think I Love Her
Ft: voltage-writer, Unicorn and our newest edition to the gang...SHEEP!
For the celebration of 300 followers!
WOOP WOOP!
MAKE SURE TO CHECK OUT PART 1 IN THIS BOOK AND PART 2 IN voltage-writers BOOK; EXTRA!
ALSO THE PIC ABOVE IS SHEEP AND UNICORN (without their ears and tails and horns and stuff)
Ok let's get started...
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Izzy:*walks into room*
Izzy:*sees a mess with Unicorn in the middle of it all*
Izzy:DAMMIT UNICORN I ACTUALLY CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!
Unicorn: Believe what?
Izzy:-_-' Kay you know what never mind
Unicorn: *sighs* I'm just lonely...
Izzy:...I have an idea...
Izzy:*calls Blake*
Blake: Yeahhhh
Izzy:*screams* UNICORN NEEDS A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!
Blake:*does a spit take* THE WORLD IS ENDING!!!!!!!
Izzy: IT MUST BE DONE!!!
Blake: WE NEED PANDA-KUN THO!!!!!
Izzy: I know but he's still lost in Outlast *sniffles*
(Read Blakes KBTBB reactions book to know about this inside joke ^_^)
Blake: Kay I'm coming over right now
Izzy: Kay *hangs up*
Unicorn: So who were you talking too?
Izzy:Just Blakey-chan
Unicorn:annnnnddddddd...?
Izzy: Well...
Izzy: WE'RE GONNA FIND YOU A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!
Unicorn: WUT?!?!
Unicorn:*faints*
Blake:*arrives* Ummmm WTF IZZ?!
Izzy: Nevermind him! We need to find him a girlfriend!
Blake: Isn't he gay tho?
Izzy: 1) Yes he is but I call it Senpai-sexual 2) WHO CARES?!
Blake: ): meanie.....
Unicorn:*wakes up* I DUN'T NEED A GASH DAMN GIRLFRIEND!!!
Izzy:*sarcasm activates* YET U NEED SENPAI
Unicorn: -_-" F*** my life...
Blake: I know where to find cute--
Unicorn: SEXY!
Blake:....WTF!?!? cute unicorn!!! ^w^
Izzy: Blake is right...cute unicorns are awesome buttttt....they don't come in sexy....
Unicorn: Then I don't wanna girlfriend ):<
Blake: Ok fine...we'll find another species!
Izzy: TO THE WEB!!!
Blake:*charges computer with a spear*
Unicorn:-_-" dam I'm gonna end up with a psychopath if I let them handle my relationship...
Izzy: WOOOOOO*throws computer out window*
After all that happened and they got the computer repaired...
Blake: ok so we haveeeeee:
•A minor God who loves rainbows
•A fairy who's into Unicorns
and
•A cute little sheep who loves chips and pizza and love and pandas and anything else that somehow lines up with all the stuff that we like!
Unicorn:hmmmmm...the minor god loves rainbows so that's a plus...
Izzy: But she hates Yanderes!
Unicorn: Yeah ok she's out!
Blake: What about the fairy who likes Unicorns?
Unicorn: Tbh I think she might be the one?
Izzy: EWWWW NO SHE LOOKS LIKE TRASH!
Unicorn: You are such a pessimist Izz-sama!
Izzy:-_-
Blake: Well then how about the sheep?!
Unicorn:*checks profile* Convenient! And she's pretty!
Izzy: And the only thing she hates is monsters!
Blake: Monsters are scary
Unicorn, Blake and Izzy: *shudders*
Izzy: Well then let's call her and set up a date!
Blake:*calls Sheep* Um Hi...is this Sheep? I have a friend who thinks you're cute...
Unicorn:*facepalm*
Blake:....No he is not into Senpais (so lying!)...Ok see you then! *hangs up*
Izzy: Let's get ready *unsheathes her katana*
Unicorn: This is a date! Not World War III Izzy--BLAKE YOU TOO!
Blake:*hides gun*
Izzy and Blake: D: aw phooey
Unicorn:*sighs* Whatevs
After making Unicorn look like a gentleman (lol nah more like an idiot!) they went to the park...
Blake:...this park is messier then me and Izzy's rooms combined...
Izzy and Blake:*stops walking for a moment*
Izzy and Blake: L-O-L LIKE HELL THATS POSSIBLE!
Izzy:....WAIT IS THAT POOP?!?!
Unicorn: wtf Izz -_-
Sheep:*walks up* A-are you Unicorn?
Unicorn: Uh, yeah H-hi...
Izzy and Blake: OMG AWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Halfway through the date...
Sheep: S-so uhh Unicorn...
Unicorn:Y-yeah?
Sheep:*gulps* I'm having really fun I-I MEAN I'm having lots of fun*blushes*
Unicorn:*blushes too* I'm having f-fun too...
Izzy and Blake:*in some cherry blossom trees watching Unicorn and Sheep with binoculars*
Izzy: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SOOOO MUCH!!
Blake:*fangirls* IKR I SHIP IT!!!
Izzy: SAAAAAMMMMME!!
Izzy and Blake:*fangirl even more*
After that fluffy date and also after Blake and Izzy are revived from the dead because they died it was so cute...yeah, after that...
Unicorn:*looks up at a house that looks kind of like a barn*
Unicorn: Is this your house?
Sheep: Yep it is....
Unicorn:
Sheep:
Unicorn:
Sheep:
Both:Hey--
Both:...*laughs*
Unicorn: You go first
Sheep:Ok
Sheep: What I was going to say was....do you wanna....maybe.....do that again?
Unicorn:*blushes* That would be amazing!
Sheep:*blushes* Really?!
Unicorn:Yeah....
*they both start leaning in*
*Izzy and Blake watch from afar*
Izzy: OMG THEY'RE GONNA KISSSSSSSSSS
Blake:YASSSSSSSSS FINALLY!!!!
*Unicorn and Sheep kiss*
Izzy and Blake: O T F***ING P!!!!!
At Izzy's house......
Unicorn:....
Izzy and Blake:...well?
Unicorn:...ASDJFKJKAHSJKAKSOKWJZND IT WAS SO AMAZING I CANT WAIT TILL NEXT TIME!!!!
Everyone in the world: At least he's over Senpai!
Unicorn:-_-'
The gang was now on their way to tell Senpai and Yandere-chan about Unicorn x Sheep but what happens when they visit the school?! Oh and this isn't any school...THIS IS THE SCHOOL FROM THE FAMOUS GAME "Yandere Simulator" where Senpai and Yandere-chan attend! Who knows what will happen....but that's a crazy story for another time....
THE END!
