The Randomly Boring Story of...

Hi everyone reading this really boring book! This is filled with the most random stuff you will ever find in a book. Just saying, THIS IS REAL LIFE! Not one made up story!

My really annoying sister has just said "nineteen years for taking a loaf of bread. Five years for stealing a loaf of bread, fourteen years for trying to escape. A loaf of bread to feed my starving sister and her children." Really, did she HAVE to say that part about the starving sister and her CHILDREN!?! I know she's jut practicing the lines for Les Misérables (a play she's doing for Speech and Debtate) but, really? Don't she realize I HATE it when she has to say that line?

Oh yeah, by the way, it's jut my horrible luck that me and my sister are (and I hate to have to admit) twins. Worst, identical twins. I wish that we aren't twins! If we are just normal sisters, everything will be a lot easier. And, I really wish we aren't identical twins. Since we are identical twins, that's like there was something wrong with us. But, if we aren't identical twins, then that would mean there is something wrong with Mmmm. My sister (uh, hate the word sister) is called Alicia and I'm called Bella. I really, really don't like my name (even though it's the name of the main character of Twiglight). I wish I can pick another name! Like maybe Stella (that is my favorite since I've ever known what my English name is), Vanessa (Venassa), Vena-well, actually Vena is short for Vanessa (Venassa)- or maybe Annabel.

Now, she's asking to read what I have wrote. I quote "please! Can I read it? Pretty please, pretty please, pretty please? I promise..." Then, my mom-wait no, it's M not mom-started talking to her about something. Ahh! She is now pouncing on me to read what I've wrote.

Whew! Finally, she stopped asking to read this story. I am watching her tear a little piece off of the Cracker Barrel Extra Sharp White Cheddar Cheese. Ew! Personally, I hate that cheese. After nibbling on the piece of cheese, she's mumbling about how she suddenly likes cheese. Ok, this is weird, I thought she didn't like cheese (other than cheese cake). Do you know what Alicia doing right now? Well, actually that's a stupid question because I'm the one witnessing the event (even though my math and science teacher says "there is no stupid question, the only stupid question is the question unasked") not you. So, I'll tell you. She's munching on Cheese-Its and talking to herself. So she says that she still don't like cheese but she loves cheese cake and Cheese-It. Does that even make sense? Probably not.

Ok, now Mmmm is getting mad at me because it is past my bed time. Just saying, I might throw in some random short stories in a while. Bye!