Adventure Time Quotes

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Adventure Time Quotes

As I heard them...

Come back you buttchicken 

The water current is so strong it will turn your butt inside out 

It's the only way, you ugly smelling fat head 

You need some foo foo's for your boo boo's 

Oh look what I found, a vertical trampoline...it's a spider web dude 

All you food are all like in kahutes, not to be food 

I guess we're never gonna eat again cause i catch the food and your butt is disfunctional 

I learnt something , you shouldn't eat your husband  

Spider:"are you stupid or something" Finn:"yeah I'm stupid" 

Cause those trees were evil 

Golden as a wheaty sunset  

The marshmallows never run from a fight, today we are manmellowes 

Wands are for weeps 

Put your hams away, I don't want to spank your ham 

When I became king, I didnt think you'd show me your rears 

Jake, why does the insides of your smell like vanilla 

I think I'm going to take of my booties, I cant turn these pages 

What type of dude builds a cave inside a cave 

We're ninjas , no. Your jerks  

I will bring on those nutes after I'm bare-boots 

You can hold Jakers hand, if you need to 

Your so scared of your fear, we should start a buisness of being scared of the ocean 

Don't try to struggle, I will let you out on a minute 

Let's go cure your fear where the sun don't shine, in the sea cucumber 

Everybody has a flaw, and yours is living in my stinking gut 

Balloon music is the future 

I'll go get us some snacktyjuice 

This bear is top blooby 

Jake, you ate all my Finn cakes, what the stink? 

Get out of here bubblebutt 

Rainicorn don't eat them 

I love you "everything burrito" 

Those cuties ain't nothing than an afternoon delight 

These guys aren't s threat to anyone, there a threat to themselves 

Oh My Glob 

It's the Banana Man 

Dude, stop saying all this crazy messed up stuff, I'm 13, your messing me up 

He built his house on the sun?!!? 

Shushers 

Banana Man get on board, we have a date with destiny 

Fiona something's wrong, my tail is totally frizzing out 

Your as innocent as a baby's butt 

I'd carve my face on the moon, so the moon, looks like my face 

Imagine eating that apple with your own mouth 

Let's go fight and eat the heck out of that crystal apple  

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⏰ Last updated: May 03, 2013 ⏰

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