Aries- GOD FUCKING DAMNIT *breaks down the door*
Taurus- SHIT MAN
Gemini- FIGH ME YOU STUPID DOOR
Cancer- FUCK *sobs* YOU *sobbing internally*
Leo- *screams while laying face down on the bed*
Virgo- THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF I HAD BEEN WEARING SHOES
Libra- GOODBYE CRUIL WORLD
Scorpio- *rips door off hinges* NO MORE
Sagittarius- *hits door* STOP
Capricorn- *bites their fist* no I'm fine it's totally not broken
Aquarius- THE DOOR WASN'T THERE BEFORE
Pisces- WHY ME?!?
YOU ARE READING
Zodiac Signs
AcakI was bored and I've always wanted to make one of these so why not, this is based on my friends I've met over the years so some of these might not be true Warning: I do curse, just a heads up
