A/n: This chapter is weird. Don't judge the title. Also Alois is dressed as a monster
You:
"The internet is really really great "
Alois:
For porn
You:
I've got a fast connection so i don't have to wait
Alois:
For porn
You:
Huh?
There's always some new site,
Alois:
For porn!
You:
I browse all day and night
Alois:
For porn!
You:
It's like i'm surfing at the speed of light
Alois:
For porn!
You:
Alois!
Alois:
The internet is for porn
You:
Alois!
Alois:
The internet is for porn,
You:
What are you doing!?
Alois:
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn
You:
Aloiiii-ssss!
Alois:
Oh hello (Y/n) monster
You:
You are ruining my song
Alois:
Oh me sorry, me no mean to
You:
Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
Alois:
Me no talkie
You:
Good
I'm glad we have this new technology
Alois:
For porn
You:
Which gives us untold opportunity
Alois:
For por-oops, sorry
You:
Right from you own desktop
Alois:
For ---
You:
You can research browse and shop
Until you've had enough and your ready to stop
Alois:
FOR PORN!!
You:
Alois!
Alois:
The internet is for porn!
You:
Noooo
