Hello, My name is Ashton elementum bender and this is my story. Well I guess I should give a disclaimer, this is not one of your Earth stories, cause it takes place on my planet, Alternia. It is a good planet for the most part. If you count a big lump of rock with no plants at all. But don't get me all wrong The people here are nice. Well when I say "people" I don't mean humans, I really mean an alien race who if get caught on a wrong or off day they will not hesitate to rip out your throat. But not all of us are like that, I guess I should go into what we are. We are called trolls and you know how other societies have a class system? Well we do to, But we really cant help where we get put in the rankings. It is based on our blood color going from the ugliest mustard yellow to the most wonderful indigo. We like to call it the Hemospectrum. But some of you are wondering "what if someone doesn't have a blood that falls in a category?" Well that is the situation I am given. I have a the most neutral color of all, black. I fit no where in this lump of rock we call home. Well I guess I should give introductions to my friends. Well the ones that matter. My best friend of all is a high blood named Gamzee Makara. He Is one of the highest in the class system in our world. He has indigo blood. But there is some stuff you should know, Gamzee is kinda.....weird. He drinks some disgusting drink from your miserable planet Earth called Faygo. I don't even see what he likes about it. He is also high all the time from this stuff called Soper Pie .But thank your Earth god this stuff exsist, because if not Gamzee would not be high and take his rightful place on the Hemospectrum and kill anyone he pleases. And the there is the girl I like, Terezi Pyrope. But she is weird to in more than one way. She is blind, and has heightened all of her other sense, especially taste. She can tell what a color is or what a book says with her taste. Kinda freaky. Finnaly the one I hate is a bulge licker named Eridan Ampora. Earth god I hate him. Just because he is a high blood he thinks he rules every thing. I would show him who rules what. Well I hope you are ready for an adventure cause here it comes.
