Once upon a time there was a monkey named turkey. He liked tomatoes. One day he ran into Lenny the rabbit. They became best friends. As it turns out, Turkey was really a cat dipped in paint and Lenny was a skunk. The end.
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There Once was a Monkey
Once upon a time there was a monkey named turkey. He liked tomatoes. One day he ran into Lenny the rabbit. They became best friends. As it turns out, Turkey was really a cat dipped in paint and Lenny was a skunk. The end.